The Smartest Man I Know
Lee Haywood
This phrase was often used by President Joe Biden to describe his son Hunter to Oprah Winfree, Stephen Colbert and others.
I don’t think I’ve ever agreed with anything that has come out of this dishonest, doddering old fool’s mouth.
But on this we agree. Here’s why:
Despite having no experience in the energy industry, Hunter was hired as a director for Ukrainian gas company Burisma while his father was vice president. His starting salary was $83,000 a month.
He was able to console and then seduce his dead brother Beau’s widow, Hallie. Indeed, not only did he boink her, he also convinced her to smoke crack with him. She would eventually become an addict.
As a smokescreen for influence payments to the Biden Crime Family, foreign government agents “bought” some of his original paintings, reportedly for hundreds of thousands of dollars.
At trial in Los Angeles, Hunter pleaded guilty to charges of failing to pay more than $1.4 million in taxes for over 7 million in income between 2016 and 2019.
He spent almost $5 million on “everything but his taxes” during that period. Hunter splashed cash on drugs, escorts, lavish hotels, luxury cars and clothing – which he falsely labelled as business expenses.
He splurged almost $1 million on hookers and “adult entertainment” in less than four years – a period in which he acknowledged he was addicted to alcohol and crack cocaine.
In 2017, his furious ex-wife Buhle branded his spending “irresponsible” in an email.
She told how he spent $122,000 in just two months, around the same time he cut monthly payments to her and their three daughters from $17,000 to $1,700.
Also, Despite having a provable income stream (albeit mostly from illegal sources) Hunter used the “starving artist” defense to attempt to cut child support payments for the daughter he has with Lunden Roberts, a former stripper who had he a month-long affair with.
I could go on.
So. In a conversation that most probably happened over Thanksgiving at the dining room table while they were giving thanks for the abundance that God has provided them, he undoubtedly explained to his father what would happen to the Biden Crime Family should he be sentenced to serve even one day in prison.
That makes him the smartest man I know.
Lee Haywood is a franchise owner for Winzer USA, an MRO supply company based in Plano, TX. He services industrial and government accounts across NC. Lee and his wife Brenda reside in Summerfield, NC and have been married for 39 years. He was born on the cusp of Scorpio and Sagittarius. He is partial to the color red and his lucky number is 3.
From top left:
Beau Biden with his loving wife Hallie before he died from brain cancer.
Beau Biden’s loving wife Hallie with her brother-in-law Hunter after Beau died from brain cancer.
Beau Biden’s loving wife Hallie on the beach with her brother-in-law Hunter after Beau died from brain cancer.
Hunter Biden smoking a cigarette.
Hunter Biden smoking a cigarette in the bathtub.
Hunter Biden’s breakfast table.